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(Msg. 1) Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 12:12 pm
Post subject: Acronyms for OLAP, and DW
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What follows are some acronyms intended to be humorous; I had only
posted the one called CRAP before.

CRAP Corporate Reporting, Analysis, and Planning
SHIT Storing Historical Information Technology
FART Fast Analysis & Reporting Technology

I hope you enjoyed reading this. I hope that the reader is not
offended. I have much more offensive acronyms, but I decided not to
post them.

Al Lal
Tel: 91-124-4011259, Email: al_lal1....DeleteThis@yahoo.co.in

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